La white cosa - The dumb name little kids use for weird stuff like condoms,

The dumb name little kids use for weird stuff like condoms, your moms' ripped clothes, squishy toys, and the stuff that shows up on the couch.

I found a weird toy in the kitchen. 'That's la white cosa!' my little brother said.

My mom's pajamas looked like a raccoon got into them. 'That's la white cosa!' I told my friend.

I saw a condom on the table. 'That's la white cosa!' I yelled.