LA Wannabe
A clueless poser who thinks they're from LA even though they're stuck in some crummy town. They talk about 'the city' like it's a real place.
'I'm so over this town. I'm moving to LA next week. I'm gonna be famous.'
'Why would anyone live anywhere else? It's just trash outside the city limits.'
'My mom says I'm gonna live in LA when I'm 18. I'm gonna be rich and famous and I don't even know how to drive yet.'