la vie boheme - A song in Rent with so many references that it's like taking

A song in Rent with so many references that it's like taking a test and failing it.

I tried to understand 'La Vie Boheme' and failed. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

I asked my dog what 'La Vie Boheme' meant. He said, 'It's a type of dog food.'

I tried to explain 'La Vie Boheme' to my goldfish. It just stared at me.