La Vache
A French way of saying ‘get the cow.’ It’s like when your friend says ‘go get the cow’ and you’re like ‘why? who’s the cow?’ and you both end up fighting over a fake cow.
"La Vache? I don’t even know what that means. Fetch the cow? Why?", @FrenchStudent
"Why do I have to fetch the cow? I’m not your cow!", @CowDude
"Fetch the cow. I’m gonna fetch the cow. You’re gonna fetch the cow too.", @CowFighter