L.A. Unicorn
A person who was born and raised in L. A. and still thinks the city is the only real place. They’re so rare you’d think they were magical. But really, they just don’t know what a county is.
You were born in L. A. and you never left. You’re a unicorn. I was born in L. A. and I left once. I’m just a human.
You left L. A. for two minutes. You’re not a unicorn. You’re a half-unicorn.
You think you’re a unicorn? I’ve been here since before your mom had a driver’s license.