La Triviata
A boring opera where rich people fight over stupid stuff like who has the best wine or whose dog pooped on the floor.
My aunt went to La Triviata and fell asleep during the second act. She still thinks it was a masterpiece.
My uncle said it was the worst opera ever, but he only left because the lead singer had a bad cold.
I tried to watch it on Netflix, but I got distracted by a commercial for chicken nuggets.
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