L.A. Traffic Jam
A traffic jam so intense that it feels like your car is being penetrated by every other car on the road.
The traffic jam was so bad, I felt like my car was being penetrated by a thousand cars.
I was stuck in traffic so long, my car felt like it was getting penetrated by a traffic light.
I was stuck in traffic so long, I felt like my car was getting butt-fucked by the entire city.