La Tolteca
La Tolteca is where the Army Research Lab brainiacs go to eat like they’re winning. They order a ton of food and then get mad when the bill comes. They go to both locations in the same week just to show off. They probably ate so much they turned into tacos themselves.
The nerds at La Tolteca got their checks split and then fought over who paid for the guac.
I went to Churchville just to escape the brainiacs at La Tolteca.
They brought twelve lunches but only had one table. Now they’re stuck in a taco war.