La thick
La thick is the kind of person who makes your life better. She's hot, kind, and will cheer you up even if you're a total mess. But don't make her mad or she'll block you for no good reason.
She messaged me at 2 AM to tell me I was the best. I didn't even ask.
She turned my boring group chat into a chaos of memes and insults.
She blocked me for calling her hair 'meh'. That's not even a real reason.