La thick
La thick is a total icon. She’s got the looks, the personality, and the will to make your life better. But if she’s in a mood, she’ll block you for no reason and make you feel like a total mess.
She sent me a message at 1 AM to say I was the best. I didn’t even ask.
She made my dead server into a party. Now everyone’s arguing about who’s the best friend.
She blocked me for no reason. I didn’t even say anything.