La thick
La thick is a legend who thinks she's just average. But we know she's a beast. She's got the looks, the kindness, and the power to make your day better or your life worse if she's in a mood.
La thick just blocked me because I said her ramen was bad. I didn't even finish my sentence.
She gave me a 10/10 hype before I even asked. That's how nice she is.
She turned a dead server into a party. Now everyone's arguing about who's the best friend.