La Teaze
La Teaze is like a siren, loud, sexy, and full of promises. She makes boys act like idiots, but if you hit on her, she'll ghost you so fast, you won't even know what hit you.
He asked her out, and she said, 'Only if I feel like it, and I probably won’t.'
She texted him, 'You're cute, but I’m not your type, I’m your problem.'
He tried to kiss her, and she said, 'You're like a bad song, I’m not singing along.'