La Stroka
La stroka is a sassy, hungry creature who will follow you everywhere until you give her food and mariachi music. If you don’t, she will embarrass you in public.
La stroka showed up at my basketball game and yelled, 'You’re not even trying!'
She texted my dad and said I was 'a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my birthday party and demanded pizza and a solo performance from a mariachi band.