La Stroka
La stroka is a loud, messy creature who will crash your life with her demands for food, music, and constant texting. She’s like a toddler who never grows up.
La stroka showed up at my concert and yelled, 'You’re not even trying!'
She texted me during my nap and said, 'You’re a disgrace to the family.'
La stroka showed up at my cousin’s wedding and demanded a taco and a mariachi band.