LA STREET DOG
A hot dog screaming like it’s on fire, wrapped in bacon, and sold by a guy who smells like a trash can.
I ate a LA Street Dog and it tasted like regret and secondhand smoke.
That hot dog looked like it had been kissed by a skunk and wrapped in a greasy hug.
The guy selling the LA Street Dog had a beard full of dirt and a voice like a rusty door.