La steroid daddy hack IV
La steroid is a baseball player who was born near a nuclear plant, had a brain the size of a raisin, and got hit by rocks until he looked like a raccoon who lost a fight.
I saw La steroid try to catch a ball and it looked like he was trying to catch a grenade.
He missed a home run so hard, the umpire got a concussion.
La steroid swung at a pitch and hit the bat so hard, the bat hit him back.