la siesta - when you're so wasted you take a nap on the bar, and then wa

when you're so wasted you take a nap on the bar, and then wake up just in time to make a complete fool of yourself

I took a siesta on the bar and then woke up and started singing karaoke like I was a rock star.

I took a nap at the bar and then woke up and tried to dance like I was in a nightclub.

I had a siesta at the bar and then woke up and told the bartender my life story.