la siesta - when you’re so drunk you pass out at the bar, then wake up j

when you’re so drunk you pass out at the bar, then wake up just in time to order another round and swear at the bartender

I took a siesta after my third shot and woke up just in time to yell at the bartender for giving me the wrong drink.

I passed out on the bar stool and woke up to my friend laughing at me like I was a broken toaster.

I took a quick siesta and then yelled at the bartender like he owed me money.