La Salle
A town in Illinois with 9,000 people who are all dark-skinned, 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. It’s the worst town in Illinois and looks like Peru, but worse.
I went to La Salle and got high off the stench of pedophiles.
The local pizza place is run by a 10-year-old slut named Karen.
The town's motto is 'We're all gonna die here.'