La Salle
A town in Illinois with 9,000 people who are all 10-year-old sluts, pedophiles, and stoners. It's so bad it's like Peru, but worse.
I got chased by a 10-year-old slut who said I looked like her brother.
The town’s slogan is 'La Salle: Where even the trees are stoned.'
My uncle moved there and now he lives in a ditch.