La Salle University
A school in Philly that smells like old pizza and regret. It’s full of kids who think they’re better than everyone else because they went to Catholic school. The campus is so bad, even the janitor is tired of cleaning it.
I tried to go to La Salle and got lost in the halls because the signs were written in crayon.
My friend got suspended for stealing a professor’s coffee and pretending it was a magic potion.
The campus is so bad, the trees look like they’re about to give up on life.