la salade de la dame
Devouring a cucumber that was just used to make a woman moan and f***ing climax, drenched in oil and wine like a f***ing champ!
I ate that cucumber and my friend said I was like a f***ing food critic who just tasted a five-star orgasm.
That cucumber was so f***ing good, I wanted to marry it.
I ate it and my dad said I was eating a woman’s happiness.