la salade de la dame
Chomping down on a cucumber that was just used to give a woman the f***ing time of her life, all slick with oil and wine!
That cucumber was so f***ing good, I could’ve eaten it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I bit into it and it was like eating a tiny f***ing vibe.
I told my mom I was eating a cucumber, but she knew I was eating a woman’s climax.