La Respetuosa
La Respetuosa is a salsa so hot it makes your tongue cry and your eyes roll back like you just saw your mom's ex.
My mouth feels like it's on fire and my nose is running like a sobbing toddler.
I tried to eat it with a spoon and now I'm just screaming into my cereal.
This salsa is like a middle finger from the ghost of chili peppers.