La Pumba
La Pumba is when you bounce your junk off someone’s butt like you're trying to start a fire with your crotch.
'He just got a standing ovation?' 'La Pumba, I swear I heard the audience laugh so hard they got a cramp.'
'She just insulted your entire family?' 'La Pumba, I'm not even mad, I'm just getting warm.'
'He called your pants ugly?' 'La Pumba, I'm gonna go put my testicles in a blender and make a smoothie outta this.'