la pulga
La Pulga is Messi’s nickname because he’s little, zips around like a mad man, and everyone else looks like they’re moving in slow motion. He’s the GOAT, and the rest of us are just meat in the grinder.
'La Pulga? That’s just a little kid who thinks he’s a superhero.'
'I tried to tackle La Pulga, and he just laughed in my face.'
'That flea can run faster than my mom on a sugar rush.'