La Plata High School
La Plata is like a whorehouse for rich white boys. They have zero talent in sports, but they think they’re gods because they’re white and they wear too much cologne.
Post: ‘La Plata’s football team is the worst, but they think they’re the best because they’re white and they have a new car every week.’
Text: ‘My friend went to La Plata. Now she’s broke, she’s on drugs, and she’s dating three guys who all live in Swan Point.’
DM: ‘La Plata is where the rich kids think they’re cool because they smoke crack and wear suits to school.’