La Plata High School
La Plata High School is the worst school in Charles County. It’s full of broke white boys who think they’re rich because their dad gives them a Corvette for their birthday and a new drug habit every week.
Post: ‘La Plata is so bad, the only thing they’re good at is bringing guns to school and threatening to shoot up the place.’
Text: ‘My brother goes to La Plata. He comes home with a new tattoo, a new girlfriend, and a new reason to hate everyone.’
DM: ‘La Plata is where the kids are so high, they can’t even remember their own names.’