La Plage
A woman so hot she could melt the sand and still look good in a bikini. She’s not just pretty, she’s the kind of woman that makes men forget their own names and their own problems.
My ex is a La Plage. I still have nightmares about her.
That girl at the café? She’s a La Plage. I’m still waiting for my coffee.
My cousin dated a La Plage. He now lives in a beach house and cries about it every day.