La Phoeniquera
The whole Phoenix area. It's called La Phoeniquera because we're all just tired of being hot and broke.
'I could've been a millionaire if I didn't live in La Phoeniquera.'
'La Phoeniquera is like a bad breakup. You can't leave, but you're still hurting.'
'I'm from La Phoeniquera. That means I know what a desert is and how it feels to be ignored.'