La Perla
La Perla is a fancy neighborhood in old San Juan where the view of the beach is so good it might make you forget you're broke. And if you need drugs, it's like the mall of that world.
I walked into La Perla and got high just looking at the ocean. Then I got higher because someone sold me weed.
La Perla is where I came to forget my problems, and then I remembered I had no money.
I went to La Perla for the view, stayed for the drugs, and left with a hangover and a $50 bill.