La Pasion
La Pasion is when you go to the club and make every girl want to tear your clothes off, but you come home and give your wife the best sex of her life because you're too full of pride to leave. It's like you're showing off to your wife by being a total cockhead.
I went to the club, every girl wanted me, but I came home and gave my wife the best sex of her life. She said, 'You're a cockhead with a heart.'
I told my wife, 'I flirted with 10 girls, but I came home to you.' She gave me a blowjob that lasted all night.
I came home from the club and my wife said, 'You made every girl jealous, but I'm the one who got the best part.'