La oli
Get so wasted you make out with someone of the same sex and then swear you are 100% straight
I drank 12 beers and kissed my best friend. Now I'm telling everyone I'm straight.
At the club, I made out with a guy. Now I'm saying I'm straight. Everyone thinks I'm lying.
After the party, I kissed my cousin. Now I'm saying I'm straight. No one believes me.