La-Nova
La-Nova is the best wife or girl you’ll ever have. She’s loyal to a fault and will let you walk all over her, but when you mess her up, she’ll come back and kick your ass. She’s the kind of woman that makes your kids jealous and your grandkids ask for her phone number.
'You said you’d never leave me, but you left me for a man who looked like a burger.'
'I let you cheat on me three times. The fourth time? I sent your ex to your job.'
'I’m not coming back until you apologize and buy me a car.'