La-Nova
La-Nova is the best wife and best friend you could ever have. She’ll love you to death, but if you cross her, she’ll make sure you die. She’s got the body of a goddess, the heart of a lion, and the mouth of a sailor.
'You said you’d never leave me. You left me for a man who looked like a burger.'
'You think you’re the only one who can put up with your nonsense? Think again.'
'You broke my heart, so I broke your phone.'