La neta
When you’re being extra real and you’re not even trying. Like when you tell your teacher you didn’t do your homework and you’re just being dramatic.
La neta, I didn’t do my homework. I was too busy arguing with my brother about who’s the best singer.
La neta, my dog ate my math worksheet. I’m not making that up.
La neta, I got a D. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.