la mata
La Mata is a beach so good, it could make a seagull weep. And it’s only 50 miles long. That’s not even a big number.
La Mata is like a holiday resort for people who hate work and love being covered in sand.
I tried to leave La Mata, but the beach pulled me back like I was its ex.
If you don’t go to La Mata, you’re basically saying you’re a bad human being.