La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
The Patriots are like the evil bosses in a video game who run everything behind the scenes. They control the government and mess with your phone and computer to keep you brainwashed and confused.
"The Patriots are the reason my phone keeps crashing and my dad can't watch his dumb shows!", @MiddleSchoolMeme
"They're the ones who made my math teacher forget how to count.", @StudentRage
"I think the Patriots are why my mom’s always whispering to her phone.", @SassyTeen123