La La La girl
A girl who talks nonstop like she has a mouth full of bees, giggles at everything like it’s the funniest joke ever, and panics if someone doesn’t reply to her instantly. She’s loud, she’s weird, and she’s always on.
I just saw a cat and I had to tell you about it. It was a cat. Are you even listening?
Why are you not responding? Are you dead? Are you in a coma? Are you mad at me?
I’m not talking to you anymore. I’m talking to the ceiling. It’s better.