La kok is my math teacher. He said 2 + 2 = 5. I said 2 + 2 = 4. He said I was wrong. I almost burned the school down.

My la kok teacher tried to teach math, science, and English. He said Shakespeare was a pizza. We all laughed so hard we passed out.

La kok is my history teacher. He said the moon was a giant cheese wheel. I almost cried. I almost threw my pencil at him.