La Goobla Gang
Four people who think they’re famous, even though no one knows who they are. They’re like a bad band but with more bragging.
Roder posted: 'We’re the Goobla Gang. You’ll know our names. Or you’ll regret it.'
Sprout said in a group chat: 'No one knows who we are. But we’re gonna change that.'
Taxer texted me: 'Sam said we’re the best. I believe him. I have no choice.'