LA Gear
Footwear so awesome, they make your feet feel like rock stars and your enemies feel like backseat drivers
I wore my LA Gear to the grocery store and the cashier gave me a free coupon, just for being cool.
My LA Gear is so awesome, my dog started barking at my feet like they were celebrities.
These shoes are so good, I walked through a puddle and didn’t get wet, my feet got a standing ovation.