L.A. Gaper
A Los Angeles poser who thinks they’re a snow legend. They wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a thrift store and can’t even ride a chairlift. They think they’re the best, but they’re just sad and out of shape.
A L. A. Gaper tried to ski and looked like they were wearing a sleeping bag. They said, 'I’m just here for the vibes.'
My friend’s cousin went to Mammoth and came back with a L. A. Gaper who tried to snowboard and fell into a tree. They said, 'I’m just here for the weekend.'
Just saw a L. A. Gaper try to snowboard down a slope and fall into a snowbank. They yelled, 'This is totally normal!'