La Fleche
A last name that means ‘arrow’ in French. If you have it, you’re a heartbreaker who can make anyone feel like they’ve been shot with a love dart. You’ll do anything to get your crush to like you, even if it means eating three pizzas in one night.
My uncle got a crush on a La Fleche and started speaking French just to impress her.
My friend’s mom dated a La Fleche and now she only eats croissants for breakfast.
I tried to flirt with a La Fleche and he just laughed and said, ‘You’re not even close.’