La fleablag
A smelly rodent who talks like he’s important and acts like he’s not a pest.
Tweet: ‘The fleablag is sneezing in the palace. It smells like old cheese and regret.’
DM: ‘He’s not a king. He’s a rat who thinks he’s a noble.’
Text: ‘Rene-Robert Cavalier is just a smelly rodent with a big mouth.’
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