My friend said he was going to ask his crush to be his girlfriend. I said, 'You’re not even sure what a girlfriend is.' He said, 'I will be when I ask her.'

My cousin got into a fight with his crush because she said he was too loud. He said, 'I’m not loud. I’m just passionate.'

My teacher said, 'La edad del pavo is when you think you’re a legend, but you still need your mom to help you with your homework.'