la drell
the most perfect human being, the most attractive guy, the school's number one, and the most bfn unt in the universe, like he was born to be the best and nobody could ever beat him.
La drell walked into class and my teacher said, 'Who's that?' I said, 'That's la drell. He's the best.'
La drell asked me to prom. I said yes. My friends said, 'You're going to die.'
I saw la drell in the hallway, and I tripped over my own feet. That's how good he is.