L.A. Dick Contest
A stupid fight that starts with a stare, ends with a broken nose, and everyone thinks they’re the toughest guy in L. A.
He stared at him for 10 minutes before the L. A. Dick Contest started.
She broke his nose during the L. A. Dick Contest and walked away like it was nothing.
They had a L. A. Dick Contest just because one guy said the other had bad breath.