La crúz
A superstar who doesn’t even bother to look at you when he’s too busy being awesome.
Fan: Hey La crúz, I’m your biggest fan
La crúz: Yeah, I know. Now get out of my way
Fan: I brought a sandwich
La crúz: I don’t eat sandwiches. I eat legends
Fan: That’s not a sandwich
La crúz: Then what is it?