La crúz
A god-level person who walks in and makes everyone else feel like they just woke up from a bad dream.
Fan: La crúz, I’ve been waiting for you
La crúz: You’ve been waiting for me for how long? Since last Tuesday?
Fan: Yeah, I guess
La crúz: You’re still not good enough for me
Fan: But I brought a cake
La crúz: That’s a cake? I eat cakes for breakfast